Hillary Clinton cried?

So this really wasn't meant to be a politically driven blog, but really...can I escape it?

I caught the last 30 minutes of the Democratic portion of the ABC News/Facebook 1 Night, 2 Parties debates and I realized that it was the first time I actually "listened" to what the candidates were saying. I really had no reason to listen to them before because I had no reason to believe that anything they were saying would be worthwhile. I was SO many correct.

After listening to what the democrat candidates had to say last night, I've decided to offer my own translation for all the bullshit garble that came out of their mouths. Even though each candidate offered an impressive scope of bullshit, it was like they were saying the same thing over and over again. Kinda like middle-aged, bloated, Pokemon.

John Edwards: "Everybody, come look how tan my skin is. My father worked in the mills. My family was poor. Look at how much I represent the middle class! Too bad I'm secretly rich now. But...it's ok because I'm totally Southern and I CAN'T GET OVER IT!"

Barack Obama: *Before I describe what I perceived as his refrain, can I first discuss his voice? Have you ever heard him speak? I mean I had before last night, but I obviously wasn't paying attention. What a FUN voice! Like...seriously!

"Listen to the sound of my voice. It's pretty much like I'm a sexy robot. A black, well-educated, sexy, robot. Oprah loves me."

Bill Richardson: "I have the most ridiculous double-chin of all times. Let's talk about our energy crisis and by energy crisis I mean DONUTS. DONUTS, DONUTS, DONUTS."

Hillary Clinton: "I feel no real emotions. Also, I hate men."

But then...she cried?

On a completely different note: do you think Justin Timberlake thanks God every night for dodging the Britney Shambles Train?