Once is Enough

Remember when Rihanna took back Chris Brown?  Worst decision EVER. 

Hasn't she seen Jennifer Lopez's cinematic gem "Enough"? 

What she needs to do is go into hiding, get a black bald man as her life/getting even coach, and then engage in a battle to the death, where she would ultimately win. Because that's how it always goes. 

More importantly her character's name is Slim, which I never understood.  Slim as in Shady? Slim as in Thug?  Slim as in Fast? Who names their child that? 

Anyway, the point is that Rihanna needs to 1) get away from the dude who hit her with his umbrella-ella-ella and 2) beef up on J-Lo's movie catalog. 

The latter being more important, obviously. Maid in Manhattan anyone? 

Just wondering.

Why is Dierks Bentley's name like that?

Really?

IRS Don't Play Around (Most of the Time)

Remember when Benjamin Franklin said that "In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes"?  Too bad he failed to mention that the axiom apparently only applies to average  people and candidates for presidential cabinet positions. Otherwise people don't give a shit if you pay your shit.

Tom Daschle, Nancy Killefer, Timothy Geithner: I'm going to need for you motherfuckers to pay your taxes. 

That is all.