Hasn't she seen Jennifer Lopez's cinematic gem "Enough"?
What she needs to do is go into hiding, get a black bald man as her life/getting even coach, and then engage in a battle to the death, where she would ultimately win. Because that's how it always goes.
More importantly her character's name is Slim, which I never understood. Slim as in Shady? Slim as in Thug? Slim as in Fast? Who names their child that?
Anyway, the point is that Rihanna needs to 1) get away from the dude who hit her with his umbrella-ella-ella and 2) beef up on J-Lo's movie catalog.
The latter being more important, obviously. Maid in Manhattan anyone?
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